March 2012
1 tag
It's a lot of titties on my dash tonight...
I just realized that this is the last day in...
I always wanted to see Amy Winehouse naked...then...
This ain't no fucking sing along, so BITCH what is...
Back to Skyrim...
JoJo tapped out? I guess I win!
white kids shoot up schools because u really can...
Watchcrapcom:
bosnia-and-herzegovina:
coogihatandadream:
tunnnelsnakesrule:
the best scene in movie history
Bar none: the best horror movie fight scene, next to the Freddy’s dead baseball bat scene with Yaphet Kotto.
GOOD GAW ALMIGHTY KANG!
VOORHEES TOOK JULIUS’ HEAD OFF!!!
DAMN YOU JASON!
DAMN YOU TO HELL!!!!
I'll do this on the traditional way. But again,...
shehateme:
What’s the last thing you masturbated to?
Have you ever had sex in a public place?
Where do you like to be kissed most?
Do you have any sex toys?
What’s your favourite colour lingerie?
What colour panties are you wearing?
Where do you like to be touched most?
What’s your fetish?
What’s your sexiest article of clothing?
What’s your favourite sexual position?
What’s your...
Aristotle: We are what we repeatedly do.
Plato: Well then I guess I'm YOUR MOM
Plato: *high fives Socrates*
“I love animation because in the world of animation, you can be anything you...”
– CHRIS ROCK, introducing the Best Animated Film Oscar. (via inothernews)
Chris should have hosted the awards.
(via blackculture)
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I named my penis "The Truth" because bitches can't...
2 tags
spizikespiegel:
hoelita:
Cum is apparently really warm.
And sometimes, it looks nice.
So it’s basically a sweater?
Don’t read this.
